The aptly titled Atomic Emission Spectrum Scarf is fully customizable and shows the atomic emission spectrum of your choice making it both warm, and nerdy.  The scarf should appeal to several varieties of nerds as well; for instance, if your friend is merely a ‘computer nerd’ and not an über ‘science nerd,’ you can simply tell him that you are defragging your neck and leave all that science mumbo jumbo for the lab.
What other animal seems to exude the feeling of warmth in the outdoors more than a bear? It does seem odd, since they hibernate all winter, but they certainly do look warm to me. And to keep the youngster ultra warm, they can slide on the bear faced hood. Oh, think of all the pretty girls that would stop to chat with thee chaperon of a young child dressed up like this. Seems reason enough for me to take out the nephews and nieces.
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