The aptly titled Atomic Emission Spectrum Scarf is fully customizable and shows the atomic emission spectrum of your choice making it both warm, and nerdy.  The scarf should appeal to several varieties of nerds as well; for instance, if your friend is merely a ‘computer nerd’ and not an über ‘science nerd,’ you can simply tell him that you are defragging your neck and leave all that science mumbo jumbo for the lab.
Most of us said goodbye to feety pajamas when we turned 7 or got our junk pinched in the zipper. But now you can relive those glorious single digit years and still get ripped off like an adult with the overpriced Hoodie Footie. It’s perfect for incredibly unsexy evenings curled up with a sippy cup and the latest Berenstain Bears adventure.
Most kids aren’t history savvy, so rocking this Gladiator “helmet” to school won’t result in your peers asking questions about your interest in Roman Gladiators. However, what you can expect from your classmates is a lot of taunting and a lifetime association with Trojan Man, Marvin The Martian, and a dust mop.
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Wow, I love beer AND staying warm. That makes this “I Love Beer” scarf and beanie set the perfect winter accessory for all of my drunken, late night snowmobiling trips. I wouldn’t want to freeze after all. Safety first!
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