wiener dog

No dog has a body meant for a bracelet more than the dachshund. That long body can wrap all the way around your wrist for a tight hold. Just try wearing a pug bracelet. The best that could do is to sit on top of your wrist and fall off with any movement at all.

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Beware of My Wiener

by Sean Fallon on January 29, 2008

in T-Shirts

beware-of-my-wiener

The Wiener Dog is a viscous bloodthirsty animal. It would just assume kill you than look at you. Oh, and my penis is pretty vicious as well—so this shirt works on numerous levels.

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