You probably won’t have to travel to another galaxy to find yourself a bar whore—they lurk in every watering hole. To spot them, look for the tell-tale signs: public drunkenness, loud and obnoxious behavior, sores around the mouth and this t-shirt.
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This shirt poses a very serious question. When looked at this way you can see that there is far too much times spent on the wars and not nearly enough on the whores. I am hopeful that I am not the only person who would make the same choice, but I am very comfortable with my selection.
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