As Han Solo once said, “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
If that’s true than this shirt is pretty awesome. It has 26 weapons from different television shows and movies. See if you can name them all.
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This shirt features 10 famous sci-fi weapons and the year that they first appeared on screen.
They say “don’t bring a knife to a gun fight”. Wise words. However, “don’t bring a t-shirt full of fake guns to a gun fight” is even more true.
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It’s how Bruce Wayne holds cash. Plus, it doubles as a weapon.
Just make sure to remove the cash before throwing, otherwise you are just making things easy on the guy that’s trying to mug you.
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We’ve seen bottle opener rings before, but this version available from the Maker’s Market looks as though it would double as an effective knuckle duster. So when you get drunk and pick a fight with someone twice your size (because that’s always how it goes down), you’ll have the edge this time around.
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Ian Leino decided to pay tribute to video game weaponry by combining some of his favorites like the Arkanoid paddle, the spiny blue shell with wings from Mario Kart, the fire flower, Katamari, and coveted line piece from Tetris into an even bigger weapon. However, if you want to get your hands on this design, you’ll need to arm yourself with motivation and a credit card, because it’s available today only!
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Tyrannozaurus was unstoppable until he met the armored unicorn sent back in time by wizards in the year 2029.
You definitely want to avoid any street marked “Ninja Xing“, but you really want to steer clear of any area with a sign marked “Ninja at Play.” That’s where they really like to hang out and play games like spiked kickball, shuriken Frisbee and nunchaku double dutch.
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Knives, brass knuckles, razors and monsters? Pfft…real badasses wear a cravat.
This is how the three little pigs protect their property in the unauthorized version of the story. Needless to say, it ends with the wolf being handed his own ass.
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Lock n’ load this sterling silver Uzi bracelet on to your arm for a display of fashionable firepower. When all the women fighting over the Black Friday sale items at the mall see a no nonsense display like this, they’ll know that you’re not one to be trifled with.
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