Taking weapons to the next level is this Armatix .22cal pistol, which comes with a custom wristwatch that is also responsible for sending a wireless arming signal to the gun, illuminating a green LED on the back of the gun and allowing it to fire. When the gun is not within a few inches of the watch, the gun will be disabled, as signified by a red LED. However all that safety will cost you. The limited edition pistol is selling for 7,000 euro, or about $9,700, and starts shipping next month.
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You can be a gangster without the need for the requisite suit jacket, handkerchief or concealed weapon—all you need is this t-shirt. It includes all of those items plus an extra hand that is reaching for the concealed weapon.
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This slightly modified version of the tortoise versus the hare fable has the same result as the classic story, only this tortoise has chosen large armament to insure his win rather than hoping the hare does something stupid to lose.
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Your typical charm bracelet is fine for things like going out to your average yuppie restaurant, but if you prefer biker bars then this weapons bracelet is much more appropriate.
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While probably just as illegal as brass knuckles, gloves with 8 ounces of steel sewn in are a little more inconspicuous. Match it with the SAP Cap to complete your ass-kicking ensemble.
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This standard sized baseball hat is specially weighted so that the bill can be used as a handle and the cap itself as an impact weapon. Yeah, I don’t think you are going to ever see Sap Cap day at Yankee Stadium.
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If you have to go anywhere that there is fighting going on, arm yourself with this weapon. You may not be able to hurt anyone but you will certainly be able to amuse them.
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Holding your pants up is the least of this skull belt buckle’s abilities. It comes with an interchangeable slot for a 1GB MP3 player or LED light module (both included). Either can be placed in the square receptacle in the forehead—or you can use it to stash your own stuff. The oddest feature they list is that the buckle is very heavy and so they suggest that it could be used as a weapon. Now that’s handy. Additional images are available after the break.
A great gift for the bride. If the groom thinks that removing the garter is going to be a fun little experience, he will certainly have second thoughts when he feels the holster with gun attached. He can think of it as an example of the wife making all the important decisions.
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