Most of us said goodbye to feety pajamas when we turned 7 or got our junk pinched in the zipper. But now you can relive those glorious single digit years and still get ripped off like an adult with the overpriced Hoodie Footie. It’s perfect for incredibly unsexy evenings curled up with a sippy cup and the latest Berenstain Bears adventure.
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Although you’ll enjoy the double whammy “hello” that you can give with the combination of a conventional wave and the added “Hi” printed on one of the mittens, the waning popularity of the high five coupled with the fact that mittens have a cool factor of zero means that the only high five action they will see will be with each other.
Product Page: ($65)
With winter fast approaching, you may want to nerd up your collection of warm clothing. We recommend this 80% wool, 20% nylon yarn knit hat which will make your head look like it’s being slowly consumed snake-style by a raccoon. You may look stupid, but you’ll enjoy the warmth of braided-tie earflaps and fleece inner lining. It’s a trade-off.
Product Page: ($26)
