I’m skatin’ bitches.
I see a movie version of this shirt called Gleaming the Commando about a group of soldiers that decide to fight an unjust war with their skating skills. Spoiler: everyone gets shot.
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At some point, everyone has busted out their best acting moves to make it appear like they’re working, when they have actually checked out to mentally sit on the beach in some tropical paradise. However, there’s a time and place for everything, and this scenario sure as hell isn’t it.
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The equipment needed to blow up opposing forces has changed a bit over the years. All three of those pictured on this shirt pack a punch, but only one will not do lasting damage if you need to jump on it to save others.
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This hoodie certainly captures what most believe: they would much rather see some shy, nerdy guy make his best effort at hitting on that hot woman than see any country at war with their neighbor. Both are uncomfortable to watch, but one is much easier to get over.
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If you have to go anywhere that there is fighting going on, arm yourself with this weapon. You may not be able to hurt anyone but you will certainly be able to amuse them.
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This shirt poses a very serious question. When looked at this way you can see that there is far too much times spent on the wars and not nearly enough on the whores. I am hopeful that I am not the only person who would make the same choice, but I am very comfortable with my selection.
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If the always fighting Rock’em Sock’em Robots can put aside their differences and show each other a little love, there is no reason why anyone else in the world cannot do the same.
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