If you are a single guy, it might be a good idea to steer clear of the Tightwad wallet. It tells a woman that your idea of a romantic night out is dinner for two at Arby’s.
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If you also pity yourself some fools, this Mr. T-themed messenger bag has your name on it. The wallet (pictured after the break), on the other hand, may not be such a wise purchase. After all, fiscal responsibility has not always been T’s strong suit.
Well aren’t you special. So many gift cards that you need a wallet with a register for keeping track of the expiration dates and balances. Excuse me for having to pay for stuff with my hard-earned cash. Bastard.
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This Reservoir Dogs wallet comes complete with the dialogue: “You’re acting like a first-year thief, I’m acting like a professional.” Of course, if someone reads that, chances are they have just picked your pocket.
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According to the product page, this wallet is “disguised as a wad of shredded paper that you might just have pulled out of the office shredder.” So, according to this logic, would-be pickpockets would be thrown off by the perfectly square and flat wad of shredded paper in your pocket. Not likely. Furthermore, the product page also claims that this thin wallet will help you “say goodbye to unsightly bulges in your jeans.” Well now I’m really not interested.
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In honor of the DVD release of The Dark Knight and an Oscar-worthy performance by Heath Ledger, I present this awesome looking Joker-themed wallet.
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Unfortunately, being a Guitar Hero virtuoso does not come with fame and fortune…yet. But if the dough ever does start rolling in—you will be prepared with this official GH wallet.
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DumbKidDesigns has transformed a Wolverine comic book page into an extremely inexpensive wallet that can easily store your cash, checkbooks, credit cards and the like. There is even a smaller cardholder version for easy transport. Interior view available after the break.
If you guessed “stupid” you are a winner. Actually the design is quite interesting, especially if you suck at crosswords and require plenty of time to complete one.
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Heading back to school may be a little easier to swallow if you are sporting this Crystal Skull themed Indiana Jones backpack. It even includes a bonus bi-fold wallet.
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