If there’s a civilian version of “Q”, he no doubt developed this TMT Tactical Wallet, which is also known as “The Swiss Army Knife of wallets“. In addition to a pair of tweezers, a pen, a toothpick, two hidden compartments, a built in compass and carbide glass breaker point, you’ll also get a super hard CNC machined solid billet 6061-T6 (tempered) hard coat anodized aluminum construction lined with O-rings which will protect your wishful thinking condom from water, dirt and dust.Â
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In today’s world, being a terrorist hunter is an honor bestowed on few. Whether you want to pretend you are Chris or Sheva, either way this wallet marks you as both a connoisseur of video games and a foe of terrorists worldwide.
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The Candy Wallet lets you relive the glory days of your youth when a couple dots of candy on a piece of paper was a treat. This wallet won’t give you the sugar rush of the dots, but it will give you a convenient place to store all your cash, cards and change.
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I was rummaging through some boxes the other day and I found my old Game Boy, still in pristine condition, tucked away in a protective case. Really brings me back—kind of like this wallet might do for any fan of retro gaming.
Duct tape wallets are nerdy enough, but happysadtree has taken the medium to a whole other level with wallets that feature everything from mustaches and breakfast foods to flaming swords. Check out a gallery after the break.
You would be pretty cool if you just had a Ghostbusters wallet complete with the movie’s logo on it. But you will be twice as cool if it looks like you were in on the action—and that is how this ectoplasm splattered wallet makes it appear.
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If the mattress is the safest place to keep all your money then this mattress wallet is the best way to carry your money. What pickpocket with any self respect is going to lift this from you?
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You will never get lost in Hyrule when playing Zelda if you have this wallet that has the full map printed on the outside.
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It’s time to redefine cool and sophisticated with designs like this. The next time a tuxedo-clad millionaire steps out of his Mercedes for valet parking, he should produce a cheeseburger from his pocket to provide that large tip. Same goes for the next Bond movie; when Q briefs 007, he should receive a cheeseburger wallet packed with the latest spy gadgets that is later used in an action sequence to save his life. This would be much more convincing than conventional leather. Am I alone?
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With the dress code of almost every company going business casual, the one raw material that there should be plenty of is old suits and ties. Seizing on a source of cheap material, the makers of these wallets will offer you a small assortment to choose from: blue necktie, red necktie or pinstripe suit. Maybe your excellent wallet fashion sense will prompt some bigwig to move you up to a position that actually requires you to wear a suit. (and pays you accordingly).
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