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spittin sweets shirt

This t-shirt serves as a public service announcement about the dangers of eating too much Halloween candy. Other PSAs in the series should include: a morbidly obese person with a foot missing to diabetes and a kid with a sugar rush setting his house on fire.

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puke_pets

Remember that time you were on a diet but you snuck out of the house late at night to grab a burger? Remember how that burger turned into five burgers? Yeah…then you must remember how that mixture of tears an ketchup ruined one of your favorite shirts. Worry not my chubby friend —Puke Pets can make that shirt wearable again. Just affix one of these little guys next to the stain and it will look as though the stain was part of your wacky ensemble. Sold individually or in packs of three.

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