Ever wonder where glitter comes from? It’s what’s produced when a collision takes place in retro-video game world.
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I am not sure what anyone would expect a space invader to do other than to take up your personal space. I mean it is right in their very descriptive name. But just to clear up any confusion, this shirt clearly lays out the fact that your space is not to be messed with, and that goes for aliens as well as humans.
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Maybe it is a bit much to compare how you live your life to how you play video games, but at least the idea of amassing experience to get you forward in life is not a bad thing to learn.
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Today’s video entertainment systems may have remote controls and a myriad of inputs, but there was a time when you had to flip a manual switch in order to get your Atari video game system connected. It may not be useful anymore, but it holds its own place in the video gaming Hall of Fame as a precursor to the conveniences of today.
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These guys have been getting their asses kicked in Space Invaders for the past 31 years. I’d say it’s time to discover camouflage and the art of guerrilla warfare and only break out their current moves when they go line dancing at an intergalactic hoedown.Â
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No matter how much you love all video games, you would probably have to admit that retirement is where the Colecovision and Atari 2600 controllers should be. They have earned their rest.
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If you do nothing but play video games all day and the player 2 that you are waiting for is your fantasy woman that will fall madly in love with you, then you have a long wait in front of you. Even if you are not sitting at home, I am not sure this shirt is the best advertisement for companionship you could come up with.
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There are two types of people who will be excited about this belt buckle. The avid gamer and the gun nut. Either one will be impressed by the realism of the bullets that will make your waistline a beauty to behold. I would prefer that only the avid gamer wears it, though, because running into a pissed off gamer is not nearly as scary as crossing a gun nut.
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I will be the first person not to mess with Texas or Tetris. Texas because I don’t want to have any bullet wounds and Tetris because I am bound to miss placing a block well. And both situations require a little recovery.
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At the dawn of gaming time, Pac-Man roamed the Earth. He was more evolved than his ancient 8-bit Pong ancestors, and he was entertaining for more than a few minutes at a time. It was a pivotal period in gaming evolution.
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