“Buffy the Riveter” doesn’t look much like Buffy, but I’m all for a strong woman who is ready and willing to kill Twilight vampires.
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I saw a vision of Buffy in my toast once. So I built a shrine for the toast because I think it protects me from evil.
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If you thought Bacon cologne was the most ridiculous scent on the face of the earth…read on.
An Italian brand called “Blood Concept” is set to debut with four fragrances based on blood types A, B, AB and O.
Supposedly, O is a leathery scent, AB is a mineral scent, B is a spicy wood, and A is an herbaceous vegetable scent—but all have a “bloody” metallic note as a base.
It’s the perfect scent for sparkly vampires—unless there is a Twilight perfume out there. Somebody check Hot Topic.
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Or, more accurately, it was the cause of his bad day. He just wanted a good photo for Facebook. Tragic.
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When that convenient patch of sunlight disappears, this guy is in for a world of hurt.
This t-shirt concept is currently up for voting in the Emptees Tee Off.
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The guys at Chop Shop are at it again with a Halloween-themed silhouette shirt that challenges you to name 34 versions of the classic vampire character. You will need to bring all of your knowledge to the table on this one though—the sources come from “film, sitcoms, anime, cartoons, children’s entertainment, video games, comics, comedy and even the breakfast table.”
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Tru Blood Type O Negative is pure, like a stubborn, mind-reading Louisiana virgin with an annoying Southern accent.
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Watch out vampires. This shirt gives the average Joe all the knowledge he needs to vanquish you. Unfortunately, you can’t kill vampires with a cotton stake, so it would be a good idea to invest in an actual vampire killing kit.
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Being an immortal vampire may seem cool at first, but after a few hundred years things get kind of stale. I mean, when you are not sucking blood what the hell is there to do at four in the morning? Honestly, before video games were invented, I don’t know how vampires could stand it.
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