Vampires Beware!
Watch out vampires. This shirt gives the average Joe all the knowledge he needs to vanquish you. Unfortunately, you can’t kill vampires with a cotton stake, so it would be a good idea to invest in an actual vampire killing kit.
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Vampires Have No Life
Being an immortal vampire may seem cool at first, but after a few hundred years things get kind of stale. I mean, when you are not sucking blood what the hell is there to do at four in the morning? Honestly, before video games were invented, I don’t know how vampires could stand it.
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Beware of Count Bakula
Scott Bakula: Time traveler, space captain, that dude in Murphy Brown and…vampire.
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Vampire Fang Necklace For Goth Geeks
If you are looking for the perfect accessory to complete that creepy goth theme you have going on, look no further than this sterling silver Vampire Fang Necklace. As an added touch, the fangs actually open and close.
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George Bush Drinks The Delicious Blood of Democracy
Bush’s tenor as President is coming to an end, so if you are going to take one last crack at him now is the time. This particular t-shirt features George W. going vampire on the Statue of Liberty.
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