Without you I have no life force—my heart is pixelated and broken. It’s depressing to go through life alone. Take this necklace as a token of my love and affection.
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Even Darth Vader wants to celebrate love for Valentine’s Day! The Death Star has never looked as cute and cuddly as it does on this tee.
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The couple that cosplays together, stays together. But I have a feeling that the sexy mood would have been ruined if one of those bathrobes was the Yoda version.
Awww…just in time for Valentine’s Day. Old habits die hard unfortunately, and the Joker couldn’t help but lace the flower with poison. One sniff and it’s all over.
Anticipating this, Harley Quinn quickly covers her mouth and nose. She can complete his crazy ramblings too. They were meant for each other.
But, even this mad, twisted love doesn’t compare to some of the selections pictured after the break.
Some of you may be involved in fragile new relationships this Valentine’s Day. If that’s the case, you had better leave the blow up doll jackets, teabag hats and assless outfits in the closet. There is plenty of time to spring that part of your personality on them when things get serious and you’re in way too deep.
What better Valentine’s Day gift could a guy get than a $15,000 personal cufflink delivery service from one of the hotties featured in this Armrevolution video? That’s a trick question of course—$15K can go a loooong way in some backwoods strip joint. But seriously though, this is an actual thing.
As we draw ever closer to Valentine’s Day, it is important to keep in mind that everyone has a heart—even some of the freaks depicted on this shirt. Although, the heart (and the junk) can occasionally lead us into weird and disturbing situations.
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Love means never having to say you’re sorry…sometimes.  Other times tales of forbidden, disturbing, and inappropriate love require nothing less than full on repentance to the Lord, penitent acts for carnal crimes against nature.  So, in the spirit of Valentines Day, we here at Fashionably Geek would like to shine light on love that should not be.  What follows are illustrations of some of the most unholy trysts of all time.  Turn away if you must, but for the bold of heart, I beg you continue…
This stump ring can be customized to include any two sets of initials carved into a heart on the side, but you don’t want to do it yourself. These rings have a mean side that only certified stump ring tamers can handle. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, check out the video after the break.
