Indoor camouflage with a twist. Look closely at that camouflage pattern. You will see more than leaves and branches in silhouette. That means you should be near invisible in the woods because of the coloring and in the midst of an orgy because of the design. Dual purpose.
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I am trying to figure out where you would go wearing this Gold “SEX” Choker Necklace. Probably not appropriate for work. Unless you have a sexist boss, in which case it could lead to a nice promotion. Not really appropriate for going out if you don’t want a bunch of losers hitting on you all night. I guess that leaves a shiny necklace with nowhere to go.
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