Bad Iron Burns Make a Unique Fashion Statement
Most people try to avoid unsightly iron burns—but not you. Instead you flaunt it on your t-shirt as a fashion statement. On the other hand, perhaps you are trying to earn a little sympathy from the ladies who might think you are a helpless moron that tries hard, but hasn’t learned how to iron his [...]
Hey Skinny…The Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle Can Hold Up Your Pants
Hey it looks like you lost a little weight there slim! You can barely keep your pants up. This Sumo Wrestler Belt Buckle can help out with that—but be careful. It could be some sort of mystic fat idol that mysteriously expands your waistline when you wear it.
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Earrings That Show Off Your Unmentionables
What kind of person would wear underwear earrings? Better yet, what kind of person still wears tighty whities?
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ColgateToothpaste Earrings: Spread the Word About Good Oral Hygene
What do earrings shaped like little tubs of Colgate toothpaste say about you? Hopefully it says that you brush your teeth now and then. Either that, or you work for Colgate and you are whoring out their products in any way that you can.
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