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There’s no battle like one between mythical creatures, and this vibrant design from Black Milk Clothing has it all. The front of the polyester tee features a beautiful but fierce unicorn while the back of the tee has a robot dinosaur that shoots lasers from its head. The fight plays out against a background of space and rainbows. Tell me this isn’t the greatest shirt in the history of ever.

See the back of the shirt with the robot dinosaur after the break.

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unicorn hood 2

Once upon a time there was a magical hood that turned people into unicorns and kept them warm. It was made from cotton and polyester and featured a rainbow mane and a golden horn and looks a lot like the Magicorn Hood pictured above. Besides featuring a hood to keep your head warm, the unicorn accessory also has pockets to put your hands/hooves in.

See a couple more pictures of the furry hood after the break.

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The Last at-at t-shirt

Need a little unicorn in your life? This AT-AT is the last of its kind, and you can remember it with this t-shirt design from James Hance. The design is charming, and it makes me want to modify one of my AT-ATs and give it hair and a unicorn horn. I’ll let you know how that project goes.

Product Page ($12 – available for 1 more day only)

battle royale unicorn vs narwhal

Since the dawn of time, two beasts with horns have fought relentlessly: the unicorn and the narwhal. Okay, maybe that statement isn’t entirely accurate anywhere except my mind, but this t-shirt from Steam Crow is still awesome. It features the creatures in a Battle Royale type poster, and I love the grungy design and the hard angles.

Pre-order one today for shipment in mid-May.

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unicorn shoe

You don’t need to sprinkle fairy dust on your toes to make your feet more magical, you just need to buy heels adorned with a fantastical creature. These striking unicorn heels are part of Irregular Choice’s upcoming spring/summer 2014 release. They’re rather dazzling. I love that they are both covered in sparkly gold stars and also have unicorn heads instead of pointy heels. Please note the unicorn’s horn is also gold and shiny.

Note: no actual unicorns were harmed in the production of these shoes… as far as we know.

(SM via BB)


Turn your horse into the most magical of creatures with this unicorn horn. It’s made-to-order so you can customize it with whatever color fabric and ribbons you choose. The horn is made from plush so if your horse has a habit of tossing his head he won’t impale you, or himself, or any random passersby.

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You’ll feel cool and look fantastic in this 100% cotton unicorn tank dress. It’s decorated with a unicorn yin yang pattern amid a field of stars and is just what you need for all of those late-summer parties you’ve got on your calendar.

See a close-up of the pattern after the break…

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unicorn bathing suit

Take the beach by storm with this utterly fabulous bathing suit. It features not one but two unicorns, and they’re set against a pink galaxy design. All it’s missing is some glitter. The back of the swimsuit is a more calm solid purple. Also, apparently the thing to call a one piece bathing suit is a monokini.

Check out the back of the suit after the break.

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We have Joanna Rohrback to thank (or is it blame?) for the whole notion of Prancercising. The fitness instructor invented the dance/walk exercise, but the folks at Archie McPhee have taken it to a whole new amazing place. They had one of their employees put on a giant unicorn head mask and then prancercise down the street. Warning: This video cannot be unseen.

See videos of Joanna and the Unicorn after the break…

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Your feline friend needs more than one inflatable unicorn horn in his or her life. Now you can choose between the Light side inflatable horn or this evil one! I think your cat will want to injure you for making them wear a horn regardless of which one you choose.

Check out another adorable – I mean, evil – picture after the break.

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