Earth From the Moon Umbrella: Because it Doesn’t Rain in Space
It may be raining on Earth, but underneath your umbrella you are standing on a tranquil Moon. As you walk down the city streets in a torrential downpour, bumping into pedestrians and rushing to get to your crappy job, all you need to do is look up to realize how insignificant everything truly is.
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Resident Evil Umbrella…Umbrella
The image for this umbrella looks more like some crappy drawing, but the fact of the matter is that sometime in the 3Q of this year you will be able to walk the streets of your own Raccoon City safe in the knowledge that your Umbrella Corp / Resident Evil umbrella will protect you from [...]
Smoker’s Umbrella
If you smoke these days you are relegated to the outdoors in most states. And rain or shine makes no difference. The Smoker’s Umbrella comes in an attractive cigarette case that contains a clip-on ashtray as well. So the next time you head outside in a rainstorm you will be able to enjoy a fine [...]
This Girl Has a Lot of Personality…For an Umbrella
An umbrella is an umbrella, except when its is shaped like a girl wearing a green jacket and boots. The Girl in Green umbrella will definitely brighten up a dreary day—unless you are a “glass is half empty” sort of person that thinks the Girl in Green looks like she is wearing a straight jacket.
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The Crow Umbrella: It Can’t Rain All The Time
Fans of the Crow movie franchise may recognize the scene and the line “it can’t rain all the time” illustrated on this unique umbrella.
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Slang Umbrella
Do you really think that calling this a “Slang umbrella” does it justice? Rude or obscene may be more like it. From a distance you probably couldn’t tell what it actually says, but all those old ladies standing next to this at the bus stop will probably have that look of disgust they reserve for [...]
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