umbrella

NY Subway Map Umbrella

Imagine the headline: “Man unknowingly walks into traffic while trying to read his umbrella“. Now that you know about the potential embarrassment, don’t let it happen to you.

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off-the-course-umbrella

Be ready for both a rain storm or a chip shot to the green with this umbrella. The golf club handle and iron head will be useful any time you find a golf ball waiting to be hit. They say it is not to be used to hit actual balls, but who could resist trying it at least once?

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spiderweb-umbrella

You remembered to bring your umbrella, so there is no reason you should have to share that comfort. This umbrella should help with that. Nobody is going to want to stick their head under a bunch of spiderwebs. Except for you, of course.

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pirate-umbrella

This unique pirate umbrella illustrates just how rough a life of swashbuckling and sailing can be on anyone—especially children. This kid is like 8 years old and he already has a missing eye and right hand.

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shit-its-raining-umbrella

It’s pretty hard to find anyone who actually enjoys a rainy day. We always need a little rain, but it doesn’t have to go on for days at a time. This umbrella is just saying out loud what everyone is thinking.

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cats-n-dogs-umbrella

Raining cats and dogs may be an expression to some, but with this umbrella there are actually pets falling from the sky.

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aurora-borealis-umbrella

Not everyone is going to make it up north in order to see the Aurora Borealis. But being one of the more impressive sights you would ever see, you can pretend like you have seen them with this umbrella. It may actually make you hope for rain.

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Sort of like a simple “Where’s Waldo” of umbrellas, amongst the flock of sheep depicted is one Irish black sheep. You may be able to find the one entirely black sheep fairly easily, you know he is Irish because he has a shamrock on him. He doesn’t seem to be getting the cold shoulder from any of the other sheep.

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You drag an umbrella to the golf course every time you go, but it hardly ever rains. This umbrella has a secondary function that will get a lot more use – it doubles as a ball retriever. While the umbrella may only get used once a year, the ball retriever will be used multiple times per outing.

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It is not all that often you come across a product like the Deco Bottle. Most umbrellas are meant to be placed out of sight when not in use, but this one stores in the shape of a decorative bottle. Additional images are available after the break.

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