Being an avid Twitter enthusiast means tweeting about every breath and every bowel movement like they’re matters of global importance. Now the time has come to have your sneakers tweet about every step, which these “rambler” concept shoes can actually do. The product page states:
Rambler are a pair of sneakers that use the Twitter platform to literally microblog every step you take. A sensor embedded under the sole detects when the wearer is walking. This information is sent via Bluetooth to a mobile phone that makes the postings on Twitter. When the sensor detects a certain amount of pressure, the word “step†is posted. For the other moments the “.†symbol is posted. Following these postings one can know if the wearer is walking or not and also predict his speed.
Although these sneakers were actually created to mock Twitter insanity, they also have the potential to give many a powerful tool to annoy the hell out of people or further their sense of self-importance… Scary?
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“Just by reading it you make it true,” or partially true at least. If it’s a woman’s shirt, there is a good chance that reading was not the primary objective of the viewer.
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Yup, that’s a tie with an iPhone/twitter design alright. It’s the kind of tie that says “hey, I like to twitter…on my iPhone.” Zazzle also has a wide selection of twitter ties that can be customized with your actual twitter address.
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These stockings will do a good job of advertising your Twittering and request for more followers. But without your account name on there you will constantly be approached by people who want to find out. That can be a mixed blessing depending on whether you would enjoy a bunch of internet addicts hitting on you.
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If you are tired of reading the same, pointless chatter on Twitter day after day, just be thankful you aren’t a zombie. It’s always “brains?”, “brains.” and “brains!”
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With all of the outages Twitter has suffered recently, even the most committed animal rights activist can get behind this sort of whaling.
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Ashton Kutcher may have a ton of followers on Twitter, but he would be far outclassed if Jesus were still around. One million followers for Ashton? Jesus can add that many new followers per day.
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Something tells me that the twitter spin-off “qwitter” would last about a week before all of its subscribers lose interest.
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I enjoy twitter, but the fact that people feel the need to tweet about every mundane thing going on in their lives is problematic. Unfortunately, this bird is part of the problem. He posts like 20 or 30 messages a day, and all he ever says is “tweet.”
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