Way too many ghosts want to follow him.
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Except when they tweet about pooping. When humans tweet about pooping, it’s gross—but birds pooping on someone’s head in the park is hilarious.
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One of the things I like best about Twitter is the fact that, if you’re in the mood to chat, you’re usually able to find an interesting conversation. If you add the fact that I follow a bunch of geek girls like Star Wars blogger Bonnie Burton, awesomely naughty fellow Nerd Approved bloggers Amy Ratcliffe & Jill Pantozzi, and Mythbuster Grant Imahara — well, odds are good that the conversation will go from “interesting” to raucous in no time.
Since I’m really not awake enough for a “serious” post and there’s a recap of some of the real life antics later — I’ll just link a few tweets, suggest a couple hash tags and let you guys decide who did what 
Supposedly, these are conceptual designs of Twitter and Facebook shoes by Gerry Mckay for Adidas. But I believe (I hope) this is the internet’s way trolling me and that these will never come to be.
It’s no secret that I’m a social media addict and that I loves me some Twitter, but wearing a pair of “Twitter Superstars” just strikes me as “social media branding” run amok.
Am I crazy, or are these really a step too far? Check out the Twitter version after the break.
This hat is over capacity.
Too much hair! Please visit a salon and try again.
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Fashionably Geek reader Jordan sent us this pic of a Star Wars shirt she received after randomly tweeting one day that she would like a shirt that said “F*ck Yes. Star Wars.” Not long after, an artist named Nate Carle made it so.
So there you have it. Ask and you shall receive—that’s the power of twitter. Of course, it probably doesn’t hurt to have lots of followers, or be a cute girl.
Little known fact: Cthulhu’s had a one night stand once with the twitter bird. This unholy spawn is the result.
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So what’s the deal with these Twitter sneakers? Do I have to walk to my destination in 140 steps or less?
Actually, it’s a custom designed Nike sneaker from self-proclaimed “Sneaker Freaker” Daniel Reese—and there are a lot more awesome designs where that came from. The gallery after the break provides a few examples.
When Facebook and random Internet memes are enjoying their time in the spotlight, it’s only natural that businesses will see dollar signs and saturate the market with fashions that can tell the world not only that you know how to use YouTube, but that all your conversations begin by clicking a “Poke” button on Facebook. Here are 13 examples of their efforts.
Being an avid Twitter enthusiast means tweeting about every breath and every bowel movement like they’re matters of global importance. Now the time has come to have your sneakers tweet about every step, which these “rambler” concept shoes can actually do. The product page states:
Rambler are a pair of sneakers that use the Twitter platform to literally microblog every step you take. A sensor embedded under the sole detects when the wearer is walking. This information is sent via Bluetooth to a mobile phone that makes the postings on Twitter. When the sensor detects a certain amount of pressure, the word “step†is posted. For the other moments the “.†symbol is posted. Following these postings one can know if the wearer is walking or not and also predict his speed.
Although these sneakers were actually created to mock Twitter insanity, they also have the potential to give many a powerful tool to annoy the hell out of people or further their sense of self-importance… Scary?
