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When you decide to have a retro gaming-themed wedding, this 8-bit tux t-shirt will keep it classy—as will your bride’s sexy pixelated pantyhose.

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It’s kind of like this case turns your mobile gadget into James Bond. Only, this particular suit has the added benefit of sliding off in one piece when it’s time for action.

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Until now, Star Wars fans would be forced to ditch their daily wardrobe of sci-fi t-shirts when a formal event came along. However, thanks to some creative design and a clever play on words, you now have your own Star Wars, tux, t-shirt hybrid. This Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt features an image of a Tie Fighter flying through the Death Star which comes together to create the illusion of formal wear. Chances are you’ll still get nailed for inappropriate attire, but your allegiance to George Lucas will remain intact.

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You may not be dressed for a wedding when you wear this tuxedo scarf, but you are better dresses than your average skier or sledder. You are also warm, which is one thing those tuxedo clad buffoons can’t claim.

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tuxedo_thong.gifThe picture may look amusing at first, but are you really going to be wearing this Tuxedo thong? Particularly with the tails? Anyone else can either love them or hate them, but I would put some money on the latter. How could anyone take you seriously when you come waltzing out of the bathroom wearing this?

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