
Apparently the days of charms around your neck symbolizing things that are near and dear to your heart are over… Unless you fancy turds. This particular turd charm is hand cut from sterling silver, cleaned, coated in 14 karat gold, and fitted with a 15″ chain. In the end you’ll have the golden idol of poop hanging around your neck and the added benefit of knowing that you helped the turd artisans who design, cut, clean and coat these things for a living.
Product Page: ($60, Also available in sterling silver for $40Â )

