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I got an Aqua Teen Hunger Force trucker hat that looks like Ignignokt—feeling pretty good about it. Over.

That’s a big 10-4 good buddy. You look dashing. Over.

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ass kicking trucker cap

I wouldn’t go wearing this trucker cap unless you are, in fact, an ass-kicking trucker.

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breathe-if-youre-horny-hat

Be the envy of the truck stop with this cap that comes straight from the Adult Swim Squidbillies series. It’s the perfect accessory to match the wifebeater, six pack of Busch and the stack of hardcore porn magazines you keep with you on the road.

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time-travel-agent

Actually, the simple act of wearing a retro trucker cap makes you a Time Travel Agent—fashionably speaking.

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waffle-house-trucker-hat

Have you ever been to a Waffle House? It makes IHOP look like a five-star restaurant. Last time I was there, it was 3 am and everyone around me was “drunk wasted“—except this one-armed crazy dude who was obviously high on meth. So yeah…dinner and a show.

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Here is a tip for you—don’t go drinking with a guy wearing this iTeabag hat. Chances are you will wake up with a weird taste in your mouth and a unflattering picture or two on the internet.

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Old school gamers like myself have fond memories of playing Mario / Goldeneye on the 64 and NFL2K1 / DOA II on the Dreamcast—although those memories are not fond enough to make me want one of these hideous retro trucker caps. The Dreamcast version is pictured after the break.

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If you liked the idea of a Duck Hunt trucker cap, but you consider yourself more of an Atari fan, the Pitfall trucker cap is for you.

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