transportation

Get the drop on your friends and relatives before long road trips by wearing this shotgun shirt. You’ll never have to ride in the backseat again.

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when muscle cars ruled the earthWhen muscle cars ruled the Earth…Wasn’t that during the 1973 oil crisis?…Swish!

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It Would Have Been Cooler as a Van T-ShirtIf your favorite TV transportation is the Mystery Machine and the van from the A-Team, you are probably a vanophile. If that’s the case, enjoy a wide variety of famous vehicles as they would appear in van form courtesy of this t-shirt.

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Jenga t-shirtSeems Kong, Godzilla and any other city destroying monsters were only wreaking havoc to find suitable Jenga pieces in order to stave off giant boredom. They’re just too stupid to realize why people got so pissed off.

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amish-country-choppers

How do you impress all the hot Amish women? By offering the freedom and bizarre magic of transportation that moves on it’s own and doesn’t require looking at an animal’s ass. You may be considered a rebel and a bad influence, but your badass-ness will make her forget all about gardening and quilts. You may even get to see some ankle. Oh, Yeah!

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