The Instant Cavity Search Tote Bag
Yeah…probably not a good idea to take this bag to the airport.
Product Page (£5 or $9—currently sold out)
Is Pavlov Calling Me Again?
This bag is like an intelligence test for potential dates. It is non-sexist, both men and women can use it. There are a handful of scientists that anyone with a decent education know about, and Pavlov may be the most famous of all. Your dog may even know about him if only from legends passed [...]
Bong Blueprint Tote Bag
The Da Vinci-like drawings on this bag will come in handy anywhere you are. Whether lost in the wilderness or just at a friend’s house, you will always have all the instructions necessary for making an excellent bong. You don’t want to be caught having to smoke from some inferior appliance.
Product Page ($20)
Seven Words Tote Bag In Memory of George Carlin (NSFW)
Nevermind that merchandise is already hitting the shelves capitalizing on the memory of George Carlin. The point is that he was a genius that will be missed. I know he certainly had an influence on my sense of humor (these are some of my favorite words!). The tote bag is pictured after the break.
Sure, It’s a Cat…But Will It Blend?
Any tote bag that features a play on words involving the word “pussy” is ok in my book.
Product Page ($19.99)
Accent Tote: Thief Bait
This tote bag can save you in multiple ways. It would appear at first that telling a thief that the bag contains your wallet would be a problem. But if it saves you from being frisked by a thief looking for your wallet or you would prefer they steal your wallet over your GPS then [...]
Shoplifter Tote Bag
Why make the security guards scrutinize you the entire time you are in their store? Bring this bag with you and make their job a whole lot easier. A bonus for you and the security guard. He gets an easy collar and you get the thrill of trying to escape while telling them exactly what [...]
