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This one armed banana chick just can’t wait to peel off that outer layer and display her goods for the world, most likely with assistance from alcohol. You just know that Joe Francis is somewhere nearby egging her on, trying to get her involved in a banana split.

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Who says that all zombies are lifeless bodies? These girl’s bodies seem to have plenty of life left in them. Yes they are flesh eaters, yes they are of the undead and yes they seem to be missing chunks of flesh. But are they really worse than some of what has accompanied you home after 2AM on a weekend night?

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