tongue

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Mr. Einstein looks like a natural as the fifth member of Kiss. But it is a pretty close call on who has the most famous tongue, Albert or Gene Simmons. There is definitely the potential for some animosity between those two.

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Whether you wear this to remind you of your hot lover or favorite dog, it is still weird. There is just no way around that. If it isn’t weird enough as it comes, throw in a few piercings.

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