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What would you do in a toilet emergency? Go in the woods? Poop your pants? No, a far more civilized way to do your business is to put on this trash bag and squat down on the spot.
Not surprisingly, this emergency toilet comes straight out of Japan and involves pellets that absorb waste and solidify it into a weird, gelatinous goo.
See a demo of the toilet in the video after the break.
Next time you bury an animal at sea, you can imagine those flushing rapids leading the departed to that big porcelain bowl in the sky… Here’s a visual.
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Either John Deere got into the laxative business, or their corporate logo found a burrito on the side of the road.
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There are a lot of lessons to be taken from this simple picture of Darth Vader doing his business. He doesn’t read while on the toilet, he could probably use some stool softener, he is very careless with his lightsaber when nature calls and privacy does not seem to be a concern among the officers of the Galactic Empire.
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While most have a cool animal or inanimate object on which to base their superhero persona, the second-tier superheroes had to settle on less glamorous names like : TV Man, Flowerpot Man, Toothbrush Man, Athletic Shoes Man, Flush Man & Strawberry Man to name a few. Now that they’re immortalized as necklaces, you can check out the full range of forgotten ones. Some of the best are pictured after the break.
What do you give the biggest asshole you know? How about a gold toilet necklace (that’s actually made from cheap brass) and have their name inscribed under the seat. An additional image is available after the break.
When you think of flu, you think of all the time you need to spend in the bathroom. So it only makes sense that a robotic version of the toilet is named after the H1N1 strain. Plus, R2-D2 has only one format of letters and numbers for naming any other robot that bears his likeness.
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Why would you want to? Unless you’re on the road, or forced to take Dulcolax or Pepto, poop time may be the only part of your busy day when you get to sit back, relax, gather your thoughts and leave feeling 5 pounds lighter. What’s not to love?
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As we all know, everyone has the same bodily functions. From queens to presidents, actors to playboy bunnies, everyone has had uncontrollable bouts of rotten egg smelling gas and explosive diarrhea. The question before us is: who isn’t ashamed to admit their human foibles to the public? With this 100% cotton t-shirt, you can take your realism and down to earth viewpoint to the streets. Your bravery may inspire others to ask the uneasy questions about “the other†E.D. and begin the process of removing the shame of something we’ve all experienced at one time or another. Thank you for reading this fashionably geek public service message.
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