This isn’t the first Cylon toaster t-shirt, but it is a lot more menacing looking than the original. Plus it has to setting for toasting aaaand killing. How convenient.
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Unfortunately, the only place you can get your hands on one of the limited edition Cylon toasters that came out a couple of years ago is on eBay, and the prices are outrageous. However, there is a t-shirt version that is far less delicious—but also less painful to wear.
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Any time is breakfast time when you wear this toaster ring. Every time you look at your finger it will remind you that you could be having some toast and all the good food that it usually accompanies. Of course, since that toast does not look very well done, it seems more like a “your toast is not quite ready yet” ring.
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Based on a Diesel Sweeties webcomic by Richard Stevens, Johnny Toaster (a sentient toaster of few words) prepares bacon for his his robo-buddy Clango Cyclotron. If only we all had living toasters that knew we loved bacon more than toast. Hit the break to check out the comic.
