Save yourself a little embarrassment if you just have to let one fly. By using this keychain to let off a fake one, no one will know when it is actually you. Plus you get a nice pair of tightie whities to accompany all your keys.
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I wouldn’t normally think that a pair of underwear would make a style statement, but I am proved wrong here. Maybe it is the use of sterling silver or maybe it is the lack of skid marks, but either way this necklace looks a lot cooler than your average man does wearing tightie whities.
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It’s bad enough that those damn squirrels are always trespassing, but doing it naked is just disrespectful. Leave a couple pairs of these Squirrel Underpants around your yard and hope they get the hint. Watching them scurry around your yard in their underwear might not be ideal but it is better than nothing.
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