Wooden Ties Redefine Cool
What’s going to be your secret weapon when you go in for that big interview…wood, baby. How could a big executive pass up a potential employee who’s wearing a neck full of Utah Alder? In addition to that, how could a woman reject you when they know you have $730 to spend on a strip [...]
I Hate Work Tie: The 8 Hour a Day Mind Reader
If you didn’t get that big raise you were shooting for, or if everyday at work is like spending a day in hell, you can protest with this delightful “I Hate Work” tie. It will let all your bosses, co-workers, and clients know exactly where you stand, even during those momentary lapses where you actually [...]
DNA Replicating Silk Tie
Why shouldn’t the fabric of life be celebrated everywhere, including your ties? I think you would have to admit that in essence that is what DNA is. Maybe more appropriate for those working in the medical testing field, but the bright colors should make it applicable to any situation. I am sure your future bride [...]
‘Ties Suck’ Tie
With almost all professions accepting business casual as a daily dress code, there just aren’t that many times when you get an opportunity to wear one anymore. You may as well voice your displeasure when forced to wear one in a very subtle manner with this tie. Written in binary code, the message is simple: [...]
Percussion Tie
So we have here a Percussion Tie. All you people that have been at band camp will appreciate such a thing, while all of those at football and cheerleading camp will be a bit confused.
What is cool about this? If I have to tell you that, then you obviously have not seen the movie ‘Band [...]
Silk Nuclear Physics Tie
Striped ties are for people who don’t have the knowledge to describe what something like the Silk Nuclear Physics Tie depicts. You can get away with it if you are in a room full of female fashion majors, but I would stay away from a meeting of Nuclear Physicists. They may expect you to actually [...]
