This is either a display of pity for the underdog, or a feeble attempt by the dark side to make stormtroopers look more intimidating. Either way, everyone will know where your allegiance lies. Just don’t expect these guys to to a good job protecting you when the Rebel Alliance shows up, ’cause they suck in battle. A tie featuring the same design is pictured after the break.
You may be taking a long visit to Human Resources if you wear this tie to work. Unless you work for a coroner, the hanging man will likely be considered more of a cry for help than a humorous piece of apparel.
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Novelty ties are all about being noticed—and it would be hard not to be noticed when wearing this No. 2 Pencil Tie. The bright red eraser and finely detailed wood give it the authenticity that lets you get away with such an audacious choice.
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Is this ice-cream tie tacky? Yes—and it’s dangerous too. You may find yourself under attack by children and out-of-control food addicts.
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Hopefully your boss seeing you wear this tie doesn’t remind him of how much time you spend barely moving at work. I’m not sure how the tie has anything to do with business unless you’re a mortician, but the colors are pretty.
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Don’t want to sound pompous about that special job or talent you have? Let these ties do all the bragging for you. They’ll say more about your lot in life than words ever could. Wearing them will boldly tell the world that you are a dedicated member of the Audio/Visual club at school, that you usher with pride at the local Cineplex, that you are a skilled artisan in the area of grandpa humor, or that you like magic. Any way you look at it, they all equal one thing…chicks, and lots of them.
The necktie/bowtie combo are both made from real film. The necktie measures approximately 13†and has a convenient brass weight at the bottom to hold it down. It also features photos of a large city with sailboats, palm trees, ocean liners, etc. The bowtie sports scenes of San Francisco complete with trolley. These badges of cool are available on ebay until October 30.
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A great advantage of wearing this tie that is covered with formulas is that the majority of people are not smart enough to know whether the solutions are right or wrong. Their assumption will be that they must be right. They may also assume that someone who is that smart must have a lot of money. That is where they would be wrong, but she may not figure that out for a few weeks. That is to your advantage.
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Putting something like a drooly bib on a kid is just setting him up for a life of being pounded by bullies. Start him on the alpha male path with a nice Bling Bib. The dollar sign ones will certainly achieve that, the model with the tie is akin to putting a “Kick Me” sign on his back.
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A suit and tie is a very professional look for men at the office. Women have their own apparel that also looks very nice, but it isn’t quite the same. With this bag she can bring her very own pinstripe suit and silk tie to the office without looking fairly silly by wearing an actual suit and tie.
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The Skeletons Doing It Tie is one of those products that can be worn safely in the office, as long as no one gets close enough to notice the actual print on it. What looks like a red, white and blue pattern from a distance becomes a whole group of skeletons having a lot of fun in various positions. You know they are having fun because you don’t often see skeletons smiling.
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