No. 2 Pencil Tie
Novelty ties are all about being noticed—and it would be hard not to be noticed when wearing this No. 2 Pencil Tie. The bright red eraser and finely detailed wood give it the authenticity that lets you get away with such an audacious choice.
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Ice Cream is Food and Formal Wear
Is this ice-cream tie tacky? Yes—and it’s dangerous too. You may find yourself under attack by children and out-of-control food addicts.
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You Must Be Working Slowly If They Got A Toe Tag On You
Hopefully your boss seeing you wear this tie doesn’t remind him of how much time you spend barely moving at work. I’m not sure how the tie has anything to do with business unless you’re a mortician, but the colors are pretty.
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Film + Tie = Chicks
Don’t want to sound pompous about that special job or talent you have? Let these ties do all the bragging for you. They’ll say more about your lot in life than words ever could. Wearing them will boldly tell the world that you are a dedicated member of the Audio/Visual club at school, that you [...]
Formula Tie Impresses The Ladies
A great advantage of wearing this tie that is covered with formulas is that the majority of people are not smart enough to know whether the solutions are right or wrong. Their assumption will be that they must be right. They may also assume that someone who is that smart must have a lot of [...]
Bling Bibs: For The Alpha Dog Of Pre-School
Putting something like a drooly bib on a kid is just setting him up for a life of being pounded by bullies. Start him on the alpha male path with a nice Bling Bib. The dollar sign ones will certainly achieve that, the model with the tie is akin to putting a “Kick Me” sign [...]
Pinstripe Suit Purse: Woman’s Way To Wear A Tie To The Office
A suit and tie is a very professional look for men at the office. Women have their own apparel that also looks very nice, but it isn’t quite the same. With this bag she can bring her very own pinstripe suit and silk tie to the office without looking fairly silly by wearing an actual [...]
Skeletons Doing It Tie
The Skeletons Doing It Tie is one of those products that can be worn safely in the office, as long as no one gets close enough to notice the actual print on it. What looks like a red, white and blue pattern from a distance becomes a whole group of skeletons having a lot of [...]
Fool’s Gold Tie: Mr. T Would Pity The Fool
Mr. T’s gold chains were a fashion statement that worked for him. Your job may not be so kind about that kind of decoration. Get the best of both worlds with the Fool’s Gold Tie. You will have your corporate noose on as required, but still have a chest full of gold necklaces. Your bosses [...]
