It is gifts like these that give fathers and boyfriends nightmares. Either of them would prefer that there be nothing but a number zero on this thong, but realistically feel that there only needs to be two digits maximum to keep track of such a thing. That there are 6 decimal places on this pair is clearly for the dramatic effect they are sure to elicit.
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Whether or not you are into skulls or thongs does not really matter. The fact that when the lights go off the lines and skulls glow in the dark makes it more than the sum of it’s parts. A little discomfort will be completely worthwhile when the lights go out. You may even find yourself looking to show thees off in places that you would have otherwise never even thought of.
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Humorous undergarments seem like such a good idea. If you are going to be standing mostly naked in front of some guy it would be nice to have an alternate theory as to why he is chuckling. Of course that smile may be wiped off his face when he realizes what this symbol likely means for his dreams of a little late night fun.
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Poor Bones, with as much time as he spent out in space with the Captain you know this thought must have crossed his mind at some point. And if the mental imagery of Bones and Jim together isn’t enough to amuse you, the thought of Bones saying it while wearing this style of panties should.
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