Brad Pitt can keep his damn Fight Club, I am much more interested in the Pillow Fight Club. No one will be talking about Pillow Fight Club because they don’t want eight thousand guys showing up to the next match. The design is also offered in different types of shirts, sweatshirts and some other products, but the thong seemed the most appropriate.
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Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
Hey ladies! I see you looking at me in this thong thinking hot, sexy thoughts. How’s about I put out that fire with my hose? Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout. But first, lemme hit the bathroom quick. Oh don’t worry—I’ll be back soon. I don’t even have to take my underwear off this time. I know baby, I know. You ARE lucky to have a guy like me.
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This heart-shaped bag with thong design and mini handcuffs is a perfect blend of trashy hotness. Plus, it is not going to break the bank.
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