Uncle Sam Is Getting Rude In His Old Age (NSFW)
Another July 4th has arrived, but it seems that Uncle Sam is getting ruder with each passing year. If you think the version in the thong pictured above is bad, check out what he has to say after the break. Apparently, Uncle Sam does not mince words either.
Firehose Thong For Men: I’ll Put Out That Fire Ma’am
Hey ladies! I see you looking at me in this thong thinking hot, sexy thoughts. How’s about I put out that fire with my hose? Yeah, you know what I’m talkin’ bout. But first, lemme hit the bathroom quick. Oh don’t worry—I’ll be back soon. I don’t even have to take my underwear off this [...]
Thong Bag With Mini Handcuffs…Kinky
This heart-shaped bag with thong design and mini handcuffs is a perfect blend of trashy hotness. Plus, it is not going to break the bank.
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