
A serious griller will understand Homer’s dilemma. If you want serious flames, you need some gas. You just need to be a little cautious, which Homer obviously is not. You will still be a hit with the kids at the cook out with this apron, even more so if you get the matching oven mitt.
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Homer seems to have the right idea. If you are going to recycle, the more the better. So rather than just tossing a beer can or two into the bin every week, toss a couple twelve packs in a night. He’s just doing his part for the environment.
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You may recognize an image very similar to this one popping up in the Simpsons episode entitled “Lisa the Vegetarian”. Now that it’s printed on a t-shirt, you can wear the funny and display your taste for seahorse and poodle meat at the same time.
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