texting

Well four if you count drinking—Mario certainly does. He has been known to engage in all four of these activities while driving, as you can see in this shot taken with a street camera.

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BRB T-ShirtSince acronym speak wasn’t mainstream in 1985, it looks like Marty’s going to have to fire up the DeLorean’s flux capacitor and generate 1.21 gigawatts of “what the hell does that mean?”

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periodic-table-of-texting

Here is a fine idea. Take someone who is not into technical things and try to get them to remember a bunch of shorthand lingo by relating it to an item from high school that probably still gives them nightmares, the periodic table. Maybe they should print it upside down so the wearer can actually look at it while trying to decipher your chatting.

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