Although this crocheted tentacle scarf may appear unique and fashionable, it will probably become a drag when you try and land a husband. When a man spots a woman wearing 52 inches of simulated squid-like tentacles used for grasping and feeding, they’re bound to interpret it as the calling card of a succubus.
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I’m not quite sure what the deal is with this suction-cupped tentacle arm accessory, but I’m sure that there is some sort of freaky fetish out there for it. That having been said, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could find a video out there with a guy slapping some girl’s ass with this then pulling it away to the sounds of suction cups popping away. Damn that is kinky gross.
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