teeth

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Does your mouth look like the skyline of a post-apocalyptic city? If so, these Imako Cosmetic Teeth can provide a quick an inexpensive aesthetic fix without making a trip to your dentist. Apparently, they mold over top of your existing teeth and clip into place. I can’t imagine that these would look all that natural, but anything is better than what the dude in this image has going on in his mouth.

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vampire-necklace

These vampire teeth are a bit of an odd decoration for you to be wearing around, but the red Austrian crystals as drops of blood make it the ultimate accessory for vampire lovers out on the town late at night.

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It isn’t well publicized, but those perfect vampire teeth you see in the movies are not that way naturally. This could be why orthodontists only work during the day.

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Let’s face it, you are not going to run into any actual werwolves or vampires this Halloween. However, the dentist and and his drill are very…very real.

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