Have you ever played a game of D&D where every roll was a disaster? Is it simply chance or is there something more sinister and supernatural afoot? This fitted tank top proves that you aren’t crazy. Your dice are, in fact, trying to kill you.
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Those crazy people you see on street corners with “The End Is Near” signs just got a whole lot more credible. Believe it or not, Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” has his own tank top that is somewhere between a wifebeater and a half shirt. Rest assured though, it’s still 100% douche.
I’m not sure if these are available for purchase just yet, but if they ever are, I’m sure Armageddon isn’t far behind.
College-ruled wifebeaters are trashy yet sophisticated. Ignorant yet refined. The kind of top that will solidify your position as the Einstein of the trailer park. Of course, spending $50 on a wifebeater doesn’t exactly make a case for intelligence.
Also available in women’s tops.
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I, for one, have never looked at a tank top and thought that it would make an excellent tote bag. However, designer Jenny Krauss did—and the Tank Top Tote was born. As a simple bag it should work quite well. Plus, you can wash it with your other shirts (and you cant beat the $9 price tag).
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As you might imagine, a ministry called “Hookers for Jesus” can stir up quite a bit of controversy. If you enjoy drawing attention to yourself (good or bad) or you believe in the ministry’s message of unconditional love, you can wear one of their t-shirts or tanks with pride.
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