Wearing this necklace with some chest hair protruding through an open collar on a flight suit would look damn good—especially if you are playing a sex-crazed astronaut in a 70′s porno.
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If you are a fan of the classic beer coozies, it is time to show your support for big-chested plastic bimbos with this Bobble Babes camo hat. Also available in black tan and knit cap versions.
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Elvis knew how to sing and dress like a freak. You may not be able to sing like the King, but you can certainly dress like him thanks to this bathrobe. Just don’t try to imitate the King when you are on the throne. If you died on the toilet wearing this (whilst pinching out a rough one) the paramedics that would come to haul your body away wouldn’t be able to resist laughing.
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