Ocean’s Eleven are pretty cool. They’ve got all sorts of crazy skills and they’re smart and sexy and come up with ridiculously complicated plans for duping everyone and walking away with all the cash. But they look like a complete and utter bunch of idiots compared to Doctor’s Eleven. If all these guys managed to get together, they’d not only rob every casino in Vegas, they’d have us thanking them for doing it.
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All this time you’ve thought Darth Vader was being evil when he was just trying to let you know he’d finally finished that some-assembly-required bike. Just because he’s a Sith Lord doesn’t mean he can snap his fingers and make it all work. He has to break out the tools and read the directions just like the rest of us. Somewhere, a little Sith in training will be so happy when he sees what Vader got him for his birthday.
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I’ve always had a soft spot for Thor. I think it’s the flowing hair, or maybe the cape, or maybe the muscles, um, what am I supposed to be talking about? Oh, yes, the adorable Thorgi, wielding his hammer in the fight for justice. I love this shirt so much I want to hug it. What kind of strings do you think I’d have to pull to get this little guy a cameo in the next film?
Seriously, Thorgi actually exists!
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You have your escape route planned. You know who you want on your team as you fight your way through the hordes. You even have a secret stash of ammo. Clearly, you are a zombie survivalist and this is the shirt for you. It comes in both men’s and women’s sizes and is available as a t-shirt or a hoodie. I suggest you buy both. Maybe even a few of each just so you’re really prepared when the zombies finally arrive.
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Forget Starfleet Academy because now you can proudly show your allegiance to either the Dark or Light Side with these Star Wars: The Old Republic shirts. In addition to the Jedi Academy and Sith Academy, you can pick Darth Malgus, Huttball or, for those of you who decided to take a year off and find yourselves, the local cantina.
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Their missions will consist of protecting the feline way of life from the attacks of new furniture, inattentive humans and that dreaded red dot—except for red shirt over there… he’ll be keeping the domain free of dogs.
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The Dark Knight Rises will hit theaters soon and Bane, one of Batman’s toughest foes, will be appearing on the big screen. What better shirt to wear to the midnight showing than this one, where Bane is brought to delicously evil life and is sure to give Batman a run for his money? Available in men’s and women’s you’re sure to be the envy of the theater.
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Check out these fantastic shirts that mash-up some of your favorite classic arcade games with Star Wars. We’ve got Asteroids, Space Invaders, Pac-Man and Donkey Kong. Even Jabba makes an appearance to once again kidnap Princess Leia.
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Is Tony Stark a descendant of Eddard Stark? Either way, now that he sits on the Iron Throne my guess is that he’ll be a little harder to kill than his predecessor.
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Admit it. At some point, you’ve owned an airbrushed shirt. It was likely emblazoned with the name of a beach or a fair, or maybe even your favorite band and it seemed like a good idea at the time. In retrospect, there is something ticky-tacky about airbrushed shirts so you’ve reluctantly left them behind with other pieces of your misspent youth. Yet, their call is like a siren song and when the art honors none other than Game of Thrones you know you’re going home with a new souvenir. Check out this series of concept shirts designed by Jon Defreest who has come up with the perfect combination of neon, paint and preshrunk cotton to honor all of Westeros.
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