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Even Darth Vader wants to celebrate love for Valentine’s Day! The Death Star has never looked as cute and cuddly as it does on this tee.

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If you’re an opinionated vampire who wants to share a message, this interactive “Lazer” t-shirt is for you. Using an ultraviolet lazer (included), you can draw or write anything you wish on the shirt, and when you step into the darkness, your creation will glow for all to see. Over time, the writing on the shirt will fade, and you can start the process all over again.

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If you like to pretend you’re a member of the Imperial Army or if you just like Hoth, show your feelings by wearing this Imperial Probe Droid t-shirt. This is the first Star Wars tee I’ve seen featuring these, and I’m pretty sure Vader’s behind it. It’s also available in more manly sizes.

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“What the King dreams, the Hand builds.” The Hand takes care of business in Westeros. There’s glory, power, and wealth, but the likelihood you’ll come to an untimely demise is increased. You can wear this shirt free of such responsibilities though. To be on the safe side, don’t visit any towns called King’s Landing.

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Futurama puts in heads in jars – this Doctorama t-shirt puts the heads of doctors in jars. You just never know when the brains of Doogie Howser, the Eleventh Doctor, or House could be used in the future. Better to be safe than sorry.

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Steampunk makes everything look classier – including the Empire. This tee makes a steampunk statement without slapping you in the face with cogs and gears. It makes you wonder if the Battle of Yavin would have ended any differently if the Death Star would have been powered by steam.

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Coinstar has teamed up with Threadless to sell t-shirts via automated kiosks – just in time for the holiday season. The pilot program offers shirts currently available on the Threadless website, as well as hoodies, totes, water bottles, and onesies sold via credit, debit, and prepaid cards from Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover.

Currently, only four kiosks are in operation in Chicago, and future expansion plans have not yet been announced. However, if you have a regular old computer you can score Threadless tees the traditional way for 50% off during their holiday promotion. Just use the code “FUZZY 2011″ at checkout.

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Though Doctor Who has been airing on and off since the 1960s, the hundreds of episodes can be distilled to a few basics. This t-shirt manges to incorporate all of them. It’s the essential Doctor Who tee. You’ve got the sonic screwdriver, Cybermen, the TARDIS, Weeping Angels, the Ood, and Daleks. On top of the understated design, it comes in TARDIS blue. Yes, I want one.

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Wiping your glasses on your shirt isn’t the best habit to start. Even though you think it should help, it always makes the smudges worse or it leaves lint. Not to mention it’s not great for the life of the lenses. If you just can’t stop yourself, this shirt’s for you. The stripes are more than meets the eye; they are strips of microfiber cloth. You can use them to clean your glasses, wipe off your cell phone, and even your eReader. Handy? Yes. Stylish? I’ll get back to you.

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The inhabitants of Westeros probably haven’t considered the possibility of a clone trooper coming to take their Iron Throne. No one did – except Geekleetist. He designed this Game of Thrones and Star Wars mash-up; it’s subtle and genius. This is the kind of t-shirt that turns heads (it definitely did when I wore it at New York Comic Con). But the best part is that you can grab it today for only $11.

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