Trying to imagine a world where Willy Wonka and Doctor Who are mashed together hurts my head. I can easily picture Wonka running the TARDIS and the Doctor making candy; however, I wouldn’t want to combine them into one person even if this t-shirt by James Hance makes it look awesome. I don’t think the world could survive it.
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An extremely pissed off ape in a high performance, flame-spewing car is sure to send Mario Kart’s intimidation factor skyrocketing – but at least he’ll be doing it with the added class of a necktie.
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If you think the humans don’t play fair in Game of Thrones, check out their house sigils playing poker. One look at the dragon’s smoking nostrils and it’s clear that not everyone is going to walk away from this table alive. I’m betting on the lion or the stag, because you just know someone sees their little trade and is going use that as blackmail and start a war.
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If you think about it, the Ewoks fighting off the Empire is a little like the Spartans fighting off Xerxes’ army. They were the underdogs, and they were armed with spears. I’d have rather seen the Spartans in Return of the Jedi though instead of fuzzy teddy bears.
Despite my dislike for Ewoks, this is a cool t-shirt design.
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Something tells me Link would have a lot more confidence if he was addressed in this fashion rather than a simple “It’s Dangerous To Go Alone! Take This.”
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The modeling sprue on this t-shirt has all the parts you’ll need to assemble your very own Avengers. It gets right down to business and includes just the key pieces to each costume. Hulk has his pants Thor has his hammer and Black Widow has guns, and boots? I suppose a girl can’t be expected to kick evil’s ass in just any old thing. The boots are an absolute must.
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Chances are you’ll never be as smooth as Sterling Archer, but at least you can try by wearing this long sleeved t-shirt sporting an image of his thickly outlined suit. It may be a conversation starter on what is possibly the world’s greatest animated series, but it won’t hide your man-boobs or give you the stealth of a secret agent.
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Joffrey. Ugh. I don’t remember the last time I hated a character as much as I hate this sniveling king in Game of Thrones. In fact, the actor delivers his cruelty and malice so well that I’m going to have a hard time liking him in anything else. I bet I’m not the only one who feels this way.
I can think of several people who’d love to see a target painted on the bratty teen. You can wear this big Joffrey bullseye as a t-shirt or you can get it as a phone case, poster, or print in the link below. I may need a poster so I can try to thrown knives at him.
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