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This mashup features the always eloquent Groot as Bart Simpson. He is, of course, writing sentences on the chalkboard as punishment for some childhood infraction. I’d imagine it’d be a pretty predictable opening every week with him writing the only sentence he ever speaks over, and over, and over.

Grab this one while you can as it’s only on sale for the next few days.

Product Page ($14.95 via shirtoid)

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Jayne Cobb is a lovable brand of mercenary. Or maybe “tolerable” is a better word. He takes center stage in this Firefly t-shirt design from QMx and is featured in front of one of the character’s best quotes: “Shiny! Let’s be bad guys.”

The unisex tee comes in sizes from small to 3XL.

Product Page ($19.95)

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If you feel passionately about BioWare’s Mass Effect, you’ll be able to express your fandom with some rad sublimated tanks and tees soon. Treehouse Brand Stores has a few styles available for pre-order, and they feature Liara, Tali, the Normandy, and a design with a whole bunch of Normandy crew members. I love the colorful prints, and that two of the designs focus solely on female characters. Win.

The tank tops should be ready to ship on August 25th, and the t-shirts are scheduled to head out on September 5th.

See three more styles after the break.

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We all know the story about the strange goo, but this Venn diagram t-shirt explains it in a logical way that mathematicians can understand. That slice where Ninjas and Renaissance Artists overlap is exactly where you’ll find the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

See another picture after the break.

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picard make it sew

Since Picard is the captain, everyone on the Enterprise has to follow his orders. That means if he says, “Make it sew,” everyone has to pick up a needle and thread. This tee captures the cute play on his most popular saying, plus it makes a fun ugly Christmas sweater design.

Product Page ($15 via Shirtoid)

cutenado shirt

Sharknado may be out to kill you, but Cutenado will attack you with overwhelming adorableness. Just look at that tornado face and the happy little sharks popping out all over. You kind of just want to hug it, don’t you?

Product Page ($25.95 via shirtoid)

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I’m not sure how LEGO Indy and Han ended up meeting each other. Maybe there was some sort of quantum mechanical error or the timey-wimey, wibbly wobbly space time continuum broke down or… Ah, hell, who honestly cares how this happened! Just enjoy that Indy and Han got the chance to meet up and swap stories about kicking butt and saving the day.

Check out a close-up of the shirt after the break…

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“Oh, shiny!” If there’s one sci-fi engineering lady that stole my heart, it’s Kaylee from Firefly. She was always so positive, even when Reavers were inbound. So, if you’d like to show off a little Kaylee positivity, you might want to pick up this “shiny” Firefly T-shirt. As you can see, the whole crew (even Vera!) spells out Kaylee’s favorite saying, and there’s also a unisex tank version too.

Check out a pic of the unisex tank as well as a close-up of the front of the shirt after the break…

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i wish i was batman

Being Batman has its perks. I mean, there’s the tragic origin story and regular deaths of those around you, but you’d be rich and have a lot of cool gadgets. However, if you wish to be Batman, you probably don’t have the money or the fighting skills. This t-shirt says it all.

Product Page ($21.99 via TeeCraze)

rocket

The three wolf moon shirt is a thing of legend, but now it’s even more legendary with the addition of Rocket Raccoon. Sure, you could say the whole meme is over and done, but Rocket Raccoon is bringing it back, baby! And he’s bringing it back with some mighty impressive firepower. What’s not to love?

Product Page ($25 Topless Robot via Fanboy)