Everyone across the narrow sea from Westeros has surely heard tales of Daenerys Targaryen’s power and her dragons. She’s not the kind of person you want to screw around with or make angry. I think the awesome “dracarys” moment from last season made that crystal clear. There’s only one thing you can do when it comes to the Khaleesi and that is obey – just like this shirt design says. I dig both the bold colors and the propaganda style art on this tee.
Product Page ($19.95 via SGC)
David Tennant may not play The Doctor anymore, but he’ll always be The Doctor in our hearts. This comically overpriced shirt turns the Tenth Doctor into a typographic version of some of his most famous words. Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.
Product Page ($50 via Geek Alerts)
Mario takes his battle to a galaxy far, far away in this glorious mashup of Star Wars and Super Mario Bros. in the style of the film’s iconic poster.
Product Page ($24.95 via shirtoid)
People think they’re so darn smart, but they’re not at all as clever as they believe. You can show them just how dumb they are with a little thing called science.
Product Page ($22.99)
Want to troll fans of The Legend of Zelda in an amusing way? Just wear this t-shirt. It features a femme version of Link but asks, “What if Zelda was a girl?” I admit, it threw me off for a second. I love the idea, but if you wore it to a convention, you’d probably spend a fair amount of time explaining to angry people that you know Zelda is already a girl and doesn’t wear Link’s clothing. To get an idea of what you’d be in store for, read the comments on the product page. They’re hilarious.
Product Page ($25 and up via Kotaku)
The Bad Robot logo practically begs to be mashed up with Star Wars, and R2-D2 is a natural choice. The blue and white droid looks great as the red robot. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before a droid builder’s club makes a real-life version of this design.
This Bad Droid currently has a two-three week lead time. If you want it, I recommend pre-ordering now.
Product Page ($20)
Sure, you might want to call Saul, but when things really take a turn for the worse, there’s only one solution. Better call Cthulhu.
Product Page ($20 via TeeCraze)
The Magic Death Ball is not a moon or a space station–it’s a t-shirt. The triangle dice in the little window (where the planetary laser should be) reads: “I have a bad feeling about this.” If you shake the T-shirt again, a peaceful planet without any weapons will be blown up as a message to all that rebel scum in the galaxy.
Check out some of the other Magic Death Ball products and a close-up of the Death Ball after the break…
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Everyone knows that all it takes is one little lab accident to become a superhero. Just a stray spider or a few gamma rays is all you need. Forget lab coats and safety glasses and bring on the chemical spills!
Product Page ($28)
George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire isn’t a cute story at all. It’s full of blood and guts and all sorts of not cute things. This shirt manages to turn the story into something absolutely adorable that a kid would love.
Product Page ($12 via shirtoid)