SpaceCat must have found a wormhole that allowed him to go back in time to the Jurassic. It was there that he sized command from the T-Rex in what can only be described as the most awesome rodeo ever.
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If you had a tuxedo-clad T-Rex show up to your birthday party sporting a monocle, top hat and balloons, you’d probably immortalize the moment too.
T-Rex may have been blessed with the genes for those large and very sharp teeth, but he didn’t become the scourge of the dinosaur era until he started hitting the weights. While those workouts made him into a formidable hunter, in hindsight he would agree that he could have used a little more work on those arms.
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If the prospect of eternal life isn’t enough to get you interested in entering the pearly gates, then there’s always the chance of getting to see real live dinosaurs.
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You’d think things couldn’t get much worse for a bug when it meets a child’s shoe, but now they have to worry about being eaten by a giant, treaded lizard in addition to the fear of getting crushed and the horrors of the magnifying glass. Note the hilarious little T-Rex arms protruding from each side of the shoe.
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Even though they’ve been extinct for millions of years, T-Rex’s appetite lives on, only now his tastes have shifted toward money rather than other animals. You’ll realize this if you want him to hold up your pants.
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The Vegasaurus Rex may only have existed in some parallel universe, but any vegetable that lived there with him was in a state of constant fear. Just like his more famous, carnivorous cousin, he was hungry and one of the best predators of his time.
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Apparently this was his plan to escape from Jurassic Park. It didn’t work out so well.
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You can’t really blame the T-Rex for wearing some silly slippers, he is cold blooded and any warmth he can find makes him happy. Are you going to make fun of him?
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