Let’s just get the obvious joke about this swimsuit out of the way: yes, you can press the buttons on the newest design from Black Milk Clothing. You can push her buttons. The Game Boy bathing suit has it all, including the directional pad. Strangers are sure to comment on this suit poolside or at the beach.
Unfortunately, the design is only a concept at this point, but knowing Black Milk it will likely be put up for sale sometime in the near future.
Invade the beach this summer with one of four zombie bikini styles from Pale Horse Designs. They also make matching heels and hoodies.
Just make sure to wear sunscreen to prevent your rotting flesh from baking in the sun.
Check out two more bikini designs after the break.
If you are going to risk all kinds of skin aliments from sun exposure, you might as well get a freshly charged cellphone out of the deal.
These solar-powered bikinis absorb some of the sun’s rays and pass them on to your gadgets via a USB connection. Needless to say, taking a dip in the pool with one of these on is not recommended.
Custom orders for the bikinis are now being accepted by designer Andrew Schneider. Supposedly, they are priced around $200. Check out an additional image after the break.
Just when you thought the fat guy in a Speedo was as bad as it could get, someone decided to manufacture the “mankini” featured in the Borat movie. Warning: may result in ass kicking and/or alienation by the opposite sex.
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