Sometimes merchandising just goes in a weird direction. For example, take a gander at these full face coverage Star Wars hoodies from Mad Engine. The zippers on these bizarr-o designs don’t stop at the neck. Oh, no. It keeps going to the top so that you can cover your whole face. You know, for when you have a giant zit and don’t feel like showcasing it the world or something.
As you probably guessed, the face part is mesh so that you can actually see through it. Still, I don’t see how walking about with your entire head enclosed would be comfortable even if it is a cool Star Wars sweatshirt. Besides Vader, designs include R2-D2, Boba Fett, a Stormtrooper, and Chewbacca (which randomly doesn’t have the face coverage option).
These sweatshirts will be priced at around $70 and should be available in a retail store near you in August.
See the rest of the hoodies after the break.
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Distressed Wonder Woman design on an off-the-shoulder fleece sweatshirt. Retro style that’s probably super comfortable to wear.
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If you’ve always wanted to be a My Little Pony but didn’t want to wear the tail, this hoodie’s for you. You can choose the pony you want to emulate, and the seller will add the appropriate cutie mark. Pegasus ponies have wings in the back (as seen above), and unicorns will come with a horn sewed into the hood. You don’t have to wear a pony-colored wig with the hoodie, but why wouldn’t you?
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Chewbacca’s fur is enviable during the cold winter months. Now you can bundle up like a Wookiee without taking the time to grow the fur yourself! Hot Topic has done all the hard work for you with this furry hooded sweatshirt. If you prefer the furless look, check out this zip-up sweatshirt.
Check out the matching hat after the break.
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Rejoice! You can dress up like Chewbacca without having to wear a stifling, furry costume! This pullover hoodie even has the bandolier. It’s required that you release a Wookiee growl every time you wear it.
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Do you ever wonder what it would be like if superheroes had casual Fridays? They’d get a break from tight, chafing pants. If Wonder Woman took a break from the corset, I imagine she’d choose this retro hoodie from ThinkGeek. It features faded reds, yellows, and blues, and the back of the hoodie showcases a font seen in a 1974 issue of Wonder Woman. Stylish and comfortable – what more could an Amazon ask for?
See a picture of the back of the Wonder Woman hoodie after the break.
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Don’t let this happen to your Dachshund! Keep them away from sweatshirts lest they get stuck in the arms. It’s like a wiener dog straight jacket.
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The big, dumb looking face on the inside and the outside of this sweatshirt is intended to reflect happiness and sadness—but the “sad” face seems a bit off. To me, the emotion looks more like horror and revulsion—like it walked in on it’s parents having sex or something.
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Your sweatshirt is like advertising how you really feel. Wearing this particular sweatshirt will let others know that you have a hair trigger temper and possibly a marksmanship medal.
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In honor of St. Patrick’s Day tomorrow, 
