Aiming To Please Is Always The Preferred Option

Your sweatshirt is like advertising how you really feel. Wearing this particular sweatshirt will let others know that you have a hair trigger temper and possibly a marksmanship medal.
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This Shirt Plans Ahead For Your Slovenliness

It is just a matter of time until any sweatshirt you wear will get a beer stain. This one will warm people up to the idea of your shirt being stained until you finally get around to it.
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World of Warcraft +20 Frost Resistance Zip-up Hoodie

World of Warcraft players are known to be a bit fanatical. So it would be no real surprise to see them using a WoW type of ranking for how warm a sweatshirt is. I guess what would be surprising is that they actually found time to get away from their computer and actually go outdoors. [...]

Squirrels Can’t Be Trusted Sweatshirt

You may think squirrels are cute little animals, but you also know you can’t put a bird feeder out without some way of squirrel proofing it. Someone needs to start spreading the word about how untrustworthy they really are and this sweatshirt will be your first step towards that.
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“I Heart Brains” Hoodie

You might think this sweatshirt is referring to a love for Mensa members—that is until you realize that guy walking in the heart is a zombie. Either that or that Mensa member has been drinking a bit too much. I would have to give the zombie the edge in the coolness factor comparing the two.
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“If There Was a Problem” T-Shirt is Geeky on Multiple Levels

For starters, “if there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it” is referencing Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby.” Then of course there is the graphic calculator. Math was never my subject, but if you ask me those damn graphing calculators were harder to figure out than the problem itself.
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Batman Hoodie

Your well dressed geek should go out with clothing appropriate to a superhero as least once a week. Wearing this Batman Hoodie, you may want to every day. A hoodie with a Batman logo on it is not good enough, you need this version that has the ears on the hood as well. The ears [...]