So many different meats to choose from. And you will love the Mario mustache seasoning.
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So many different meats to choose from. And you will love the Mario mustache seasoning.
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At first glance, the design on this tote bag may look like a cat humping a giant sponge, that is until you realize it’s really a cat humping a giant piece of sushi. All you need are motion lines to move this design from cute to bawdy.
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Generally, if your sushi tastes like feet, you should probably send it back and stop eating at shady restaurants with sanitation grades you have never seen before (what the hell is a “Q” rating?). In the case of these slippers however, a little foot flavor is to be expected.
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Wisdom for the day: never get between a sumo wrestler and food. Those are not the kind of boobs you want to get slapped in the face with.
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What makes a great Samurai Warrior? The motivation that comes from knowing that victory also means dinner.
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