sushi

So many different meats to choose from. And you will love the Mario mustache seasoning.

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kitten and sushi tote bagAt first glance, the design on this tote bag may look like a cat humping a giant sponge, that is until you realize it’s really a cat humping a giant piece of sushi. All you need are motion lines to move this design from cute to bawdy.

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sushi slippers

Generally, if your sushi tastes like feet, you should probably send it back and stop eating at shady restaurants with sanitation grades you have never seen before (what the hell is a “Q” rating?). In the case of these slippers however, a little foot flavor is to be expected.

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sumo-fight

Wisdom for the day: never get between a sumo wrestler and food. Those are not the kind of boobs you want to get slapped in the face with.

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samurai-sushi-t_shirt

What makes a great Samurai Warrior?  The motivation that comes from knowing that victory also means dinner.

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