Superman and Batman have teamed up in the past, but they’ve always kept their individual identities. Just imagine if they became a permanent duo (or better yet, a single superhero with Superman’s powers and Batman’s toys). The whole “S” logo would have to go and the Bat Signal would definitely need a little bit of a revision. This SuperBat logo fits the bill perfectly!
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Back by popular demand is YouTuber “lovetoinflate”, donning his third Superman rubber inflation suit and showing us what the man of steel would look like if he was morbidly obese. Hit the jump to watch the video, where you’ll witness the inflation process, waddling, and the moment his giant red undies decided to abandon ship (3:53).
Despite the fact that Superman can fly, stop bullets and see through things, he’s still Perry White’s bitch when it comes to working at the Daily Planet. Surely during those stressful times when his unassuming alter ego was looked down on, these cufflinks served as a subtle reminder that Kal-El is so badass that his underpants are being used as a sex aid in Malaysia.
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Nice hat, bub. Wolverine is ready for action on this 100% polyester baseball cap embroidered with your favorite hero and the iconic X-Men symbol. I bet he’d love this cap, or want to shred it to pieces depending on his mood. That could pose a problem, but I bet if you smile really pretty he’ll let you live.
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Low-cut DC Comics logo socks are great for times when wearing knee-high superhero socks with capes might be a little over-the-top.
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If you’ve been following news about Superman, you have surely learned that the Man of Steel is no longer wearing his trademark red undies, either in comics or the movie. However, the style is still alive and well as “Superman’s Underpants” have found their way to Malaysia, where they were equipped with magnets and are being touted as an effective method of enlarging your wang and curing impotence.
The fact that the item has become a hot seller has some residents understandably concerned:
This could cause a bad influence among the community. Superman fans, especially the men, could be duped into spending thousands of ringgit to buy the product with the assumption that they could gain special powers by wearing them.
Indeed. It was also mentioned that the product is even more inappropriate since the distributor didn’t have permission to plaster residential neighborhoods with ads for the underwear.
(via i09)
Plus we get another close up look at the costume.
(via io9)
