Hello, is this the police? Ok, listen…I dunno if I should be talking to you guys or some special branch of the military because I just walked right past an alien on the street. Yeah, an ALIEN. It was about 5-feet, 5-inches tall and it was wearing lipgloss and a Twilight shirt. Must be trying to blend in or something. Oh, and it was also talking on some crazy handheld device. Probably calling in the troops to attack.
Huh? Yeah, I drive a pickup truck….yeah, I’m wearing a flannel right now. No, I’m not DRUNK drunk. Why are you askin’ me these questions when we got tiny girl aliens runnin’ around town?
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The UK’s Fat Punk Studios has launched their inaugural range of designer sunglasses and they have a decidedly nerdly vibe. They also feature old-school one-piece construction from handmade acetate. You can even get ‘em shipped internationally for free.
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If you have a crazy cat lady in your neighborhood or just like cats more than most humans, these sunglasses will be perfect for you. When worn they look a bit odd, but when folded up and hanging by the included cord they give a perfect picture of a cat. I would consider them a much better necklace than sunglasses.
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Every day of your life has a little bit of drama and comedy. Laughing or crying at any given time is just a part of life. Now you can be ready for either and get some UV protection as well. You can hope your right eye gets a little more action than the left with these.
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There are times when you go out with the intention of not being recognized. A pair of sunglasses normally helps. Give your private equipment the same ability with these very stylish Schlong Glasses. Keeping him disguised may save you from being embarrassed by women who recognize him but that you do not recall.
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You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.
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With these marijuana leaf hologram sunglasses, everyone will know what is on your mind. Plus, they have 100% UVA and UVB protection—which plays right into your glaucoma excuse. It’s all about protecting the eyes people!
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