Sometimes You Want To Laugh, Sometimes You Want To Cry
Every day of your life has a little bit of drama and comedy. Laughing or crying at any given time is just a part of life. Now you can be ready for either and get some UV protection as well. You can hope your right eye gets a little more action than the left with [...]
Schlong Shades
There are times when you go out with the intention of not being recognized. A pair of sunglasses normally helps. Give your private equipment the same ability with these very stylish Schlong Glasses. Keeping him disguised may save you from being embarrassed by women who recognize him but that you do not recall.
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Guitar Sunglasses
You aren’t guitar hero unless you are rocking these shades. Musicians are notorious for their oddball style and with these you will fit right in with the band. Much more fun if used when alcohol is flowing freely at your house.
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Marijuana Leaf Hologram Sunglasses
With these marijuana leaf hologram sunglasses, everyone will know what is on your mind. Plus, they have 100% UVA and UVB protection—which plays right into your glaucoma excuse. It’s all about protecting the eyes people!
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